"In the run-up to Super Bowl XLVI, it has been a week of whirlwind, nonstop press conferences and photo sessions for the Patriots and Giants.

You'd think that all the football stuff we need to know about these guys . . . we'd know.

And then Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker comes along and admits he might have had a career with the Chicago Bears if only he had the good sense to turn off his cell phone."