What Butchie would ask on Media Day

You all know Butchie’s big thing and the vault of his knowledge is in baseball but ,Here is a hypothetical list of questions from your favorite eight year old blogger for the Patriots on media day

Mr. Brady; do you ever want to call Asante Samuel in the middle of the night and say Way to Go Butterfingers ?

Coach Belichick; you went to Wesleyan University that’s in my home town, do you think there is something in the water in Middletown that makes you and my dad football geniuses?

Mr. Gronk: I don’t have a question just wanted to say, Shake it off

Mr. Hernandez you are from Connecticut and so am I, my sister wants me to ask you to take her to Prom. Yea I know Gross

Mr. McCourty: you and I have the same first name, Isn’t that Cool?

Mr. Wilfork my dad thinks you get your powers like he did, from Gamma, is that true?  

Mr. Chad: my pop says you’re not as big a waste of money as JD drew was , does that make you feel better about only catching one TD pass this season? And would you like to try some Middletown Tap water?

Mr. Welker you and I are the exact same size would you talk to my mother about me playing football and tell her it won’t ruin my baseball career?

Also could I please have a jersey?

To the offensive line: do you guys think you can show up this super bowl?